I'm 21 years old, single and over the top, I use sarcasm excessively and my adoration for music has turned me into a human music encyclopedia. oh and did I mention single?
I'm a writer and a senior at Pace University in downtown Manhattan.
I curse like a sailor and have something to say about everything. If you don't like sarcasm and acerbic wit, you probably won't like me but if you do, you've come to the right place. Let's get this party started, shall we?
e-mail: justinesamantha@gmail.com
GoogleWave: justinesamantha@googlewave.com
AIM: JungleJustinee
Disclaimer: It's just the internet.
AVAILABLE FOR FREELANCE WRITING.
My portfolio:
POSHGLAM.com(click) PR coordinator & social media maven
whytheyrehot(click)
tomshaggy.com(click)
psychologytoday.com(click)
readconvention.com
choosehelp.com
SHORTYPOP.com
Contact Jungle:
Portfolio/Writing Website
Last.Fm
Facebook
Twitter
Reasons to get skeptical if you are talking to someone online:
This is when you should consider that you may be talking to pedobear himself.
Nothing is worse than getting yelled at via text by your mother. Yup, that’s happening now. She’s not a fan of leaving the house at this hour. Not a fan, at all.
This is one of those times I wish I dormed.
I just want a guy to tear me up.
Simple as that.
I wanna really feel it.
Really feel it.
Really.
Thin and nonexistent eyebrows…
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(via inothernews)
Love you.
I get a call from my best friend asking me to go out. So you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to get ready to go out at 12:39am and be with people. Like, real people not internet people.
If I can spend hours reading an online magazine, chances are I’ll prepare a pitch to write for them. It’s become habitual to do that now that I have some great references which heightens my chances of landing the jobs. Not all editors are jack asses, I mean a good amount of them are but not all.
Why She’s Hot:
- Zooey Deschanel. Just look at her. There is no denying her beauty. Whether she is blonde, brunette, or red, she is always gorgeous.
- This girl can sing. She is part of the band She & Him. Her voice. It’s not whiny or poppy, it’s pure and beautiful. Just like the rest of her … minus the pure part.
- She is married to one of the greatest song-writers ever, Mr. Benjamin Gibbard of Death Cab For Cutie. Threesome now, please?!
- Just her overall look. She is adorable. Time to break it down: her body, her eyes, her lips, her hair, her style. Everything.
- Have you heard she has a twin? Her name is Katy Perry. God decided that just one Zooey wasn’t enough for the world, so he created another. I’m sure we would all be okay if he created even more.
Finally.
You know what? I run other tumblelogs and you know what you should do? You should follow them.
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Do the right thing like Spike Lee, please.
Because it’s not nice and really looked down upon on Tumblr. Do you really want to be looked down upon? Come on.
Daniel Radcliffe is strangely attractive. Like in that I’m really weird and pick my nose way. No? Okay. He has a nice jawline though. Can I get a fuck yea?!
